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The Bitch Gives Her Reasons For Staying in

Hillary Explains the RFK Remark

 

 


as reported by Scott Ott for ScrappleFace (2008-05-24)

 

Just a day after citing the persistence of Robert F. Kennedy’s presidential campaign as justification for her to remain in the race for the Democrat nomination, Sen. Hillary Clinton noted that the U.S. victory over Hitler’s Germany “didn’t really get started until June.”

Sen. Clinton, in an interview aboard her financially-strapped campaign’s flagship Toyota Prius, said, “I’m reminded of the words of John Belushi who asked, ‘Was it over when the Germans bombed Pearl Harbor?’”

The former presumptive Democrat nominee said, “I’ve been thinking about Sen. Teddy 'hic' Kennedy’s recent medical challenges, and so I was reminded of the Kennedy family and how Bobby stayed in the race until June 6, when he withdrew unexpectedly. Of course, June 6, was D-Day, which was also the name of one of the main characters in the movie ‘Animal House’. That, naturally, reminded me of John Belushi and his inspiring speech about never giving up. So what I’m saying is that I’m a fighter, like the boys of Delta House.”

Sen. Clinton, eager to make sure her remarks and her motivations are not misinterpreted, said, “I don’t mean to raise the specter of assassination, global war and atomic bombs to say anything other than: It ain’t over ’til it’s totally, utterly and completely over.”

 

Related........

 

Hillary Lists Non-Assassination Reasons to Keep Running
by Scott Ott for ScrappleFace

(2008-05-26) — Sen. Hillary Clinton, in a further attempt to distance herself from her recent remarks about Robert F. Kennedy’s White House bid, released a list of other circumstances that provide the rationale for her staying in the race for the Democrat presidential nomination.

Handed to reporters aboard her campaign’s flagship Toyota Prius, the list of “non-assassination incidents that make it worth spending $40 million per month to keep running,” includes the following…

* unexplained car crash,
* fireworks accident,
* poisoning by household chemicals,
* falling from ladder through plate glass,
* drowning in bathtub,
* bad reaction to tattoo,
* choking on bolus of high-fiber cereal,
* YouTube stunt gone awry, and
* any number of fast-acting toxins inadvertently inhaled, ingested or even touched for a few seconds.

“My entire campaign has been built around the premise that I’m ready on day one,” said Sen. Clinton. “The fact that I have thought through this list demonstrates that I’m ready even sooner.”

 

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To that I'd would like to also offer the Old Hippie's recollection of strange things that have happened to people with interests against the The Bitch, and why she shouldn't give up yet:

  • Obama could commit suicide and be found in a park dressed in a clean suit with the wrong pistol laying next to him

  • He could get stoned and fall asleep on rail road tracks

  • He could die of an overdose of Lasix when forced to give a urine specimen

  • He could die in a Starbuck's robbery

  • He could always have a car accident

  • He could be dead ound 20' from his canoe

  • Helicopter crash

  • Plane Crash

  • His car could speed out of control and hit a brick wall of telephone pole

  • Many Clinton associates have experienced the old Gun Shot to the head

  • He could walk into a spinning propeller

  • Suicide with gunshot to back of the head

  • Die on the toilet

  • Mysterious house fire

  • Die in the dentist's chair

  • Disappear




by Old Hippie, Monday, 26 May 2008 14:21, Comments(0), read all
Demark Might Be On To Something

Does Demark Have it Right?

 

 

We in  Denmark cannot figure out why you  are even bothering to hold an election.

On one side, you have a bitch  who is a lawyer, married to a lawyer, and a lawyer who is married to a bitch  who is a lawyer.

On the other side, you have a true war hero married  to a woman with a huge chest who owns a beer distributorship.

Is  there a contest here?"


 




by Old Hippie, Tuesday, 22 April 2008 12:46, Comments(0), read all
The Toast Master General

The Toast Master General's Endorsement of His Close Personal Friend

 

 

 

 




by Old Hippie, Wednesday, 16 April 2008 00:17, Comments(0), read all
Protection From Morons

Left Out Some Protection

 

constitution

 




by Old Hippie, Wednesday, 16 April 2008 00:08, Comments(0), read all
DemocratStrategy


Democrats New Strategy


Going for The Homeless
Zombie Vote


 







by Old Hippie, Saturday, 26 January 2008 01:14, Comments(0), read all
The Hillary Show

The Hillary Show

With John Kerry and Howard Dean




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