"Even Islamic terrorists don't hate America like liberals do. They don't have the energy. If they had that much energy, they'd have indoor plumbing by now." (Ann Coulter)
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If this site appears to be a little slow, it is because it is chock full of content. It may be slow (for slower connections) the first time you visit the site. Just give your browser time to cache the graphics this first visit (a couple of minutes tops), and your future visits will have the Portal page build fast. Give the site a chance to load for the first time -- and I assure you that you won't regret it.
A man was washed up on a beach after a terrible shipwreck. Only a sheep and a sheepdog were washed up with him. After looking around, he realized that they were stranded on a deserted island.
After being there awhile, he got into the habit of taking his two animal companions to the beach every evening to watch the sunset.
One particular evening, the sky was a fiery red with beautiful cirrus clouds, the breeze was warm and gentle - a perfect night for romance. As they sat there, the sheep started looking better and better to the lonely man. Soon, he leaned over to the sheep and put his arm around it. However, the sheepdog, ever protective of the sheep, growled fiercely until the man took his arm from around the sheep.
After that, the three of them continued to enjoy the sunsets together, but there was no more cuddling.
A few weeks passed by and, lo and behold, there was another shipwreck. The only survivor was Hillary Clinton.
That evening, the man brought Hillary to the evening beach ritual. It was another beautiful evening - red sky, cirrus clouds, a warm and gentle breeze - perfect for a night of romance. Pretty soon, the man started to get 'those feelings' again.
He fought the urges as long as he could but he finally gave in and leaned over to Hillary and told her he hadn't had sex for months. Hillary batted her eyelashes and asked if there was anything she could do for him.
He said, 'Would you mind taking the dog for a walk?'
It was disclosed yesterday that the Clintons have raked in over $100 million since leaving the White House with the fine china and bath towels. Fine. It's a free country. And the money came from idiots stupid enough to pay to listen to the pair speak and read their books. It didn't come from me or, to the best of our knowledge so far, taxpayers.
But of that $100 million-plus, the Clintons are getting fawning praise from the mainstream media for giving about 10 percent of the haul to "charity." A worthy and commendable figure.
But as with everything else Clintonian, you have to look beyond the obvious. As our friend Amanda Carpenter of TownHall.com reports this morning, the charity the Clintons gave most of that money to was...themselves!
That's right. The Clinton tax returns show that $10,256,741 was donated to CFF, the Clinton Family Foundation.
"On the 2005 forms and those from previous years, Bill Clinton was listed as CFF President, Hillary Clinton has the title of secretary/treasurer and daughter Chelsea Clinton was 'director,'" notes Carpenter. "The 2006 tax forms list Gloria Clinton as CFF CEO and Manager, Erlinda Valdez as secretary and Catherina Hillman as treasurer. Gloria Clinton was paid $252,500 according to the 2006 returns for her work that year."
Of the $10 million-plus the Clintons gave to themselves, they only parceled out about $2.5 million to other charities. Then again, $80,000 of that went to the Clinton Birthplace Foundation.
So the Clintons gave money to themselves in order to give money to themselves? These people are beyond contemptible.
John McCain, Hillary Clinton and Obama were walking down the street discussing Government in people's lives, taxation, and wealth redistribution when a homeless man came up to them asking for money. John McCain took out one of his business cards and scribbled directions to his office on the back. He gave the card and a $20 to the man and told him he'd give him a job stuffing envelopes.
Hillary and Obama both told McCain he was an idiot. Another block away a homeless man comes up to them and Hillary says "Let me handle this". She reaches in McCain's pocket and takes out a ten and two fives. She points the man in the direction of the Welfare office, gives him a five, and keeps $15 for "Administrative Fees.
McCain says "Typical Liberal" and Obama says "Typical Old Style Government" and they walk some more. Another block away a homeless man comes up to them and Obama say's "I'll field this one" while McCain secures what's left of his wallet. He tells the man that Fascist America's genocide of the Black man with AIDs and sending them to war, and people's clinging to God and Guns has put him where he is today -- but not to worry because change is coming -- then walks off doing nothing.
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