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A Message From the Next President

A Message From Barrack Hussein Obama

 

ObamaJihad

 

My fellow Americans,
 

As your future president I want to thank voters of all political stripes for their mindless support, despite my complete lack of any legislative achievement, my pastor's ties with Louis Farrakhan and Libyan dictator Moamar Quadafi, and my blatantly liberal voting record while I present myself as some sort of bipartisan agent of change.
 

I also like how my supporters claim my youthful drug use and criminal behaviour somehow qualifies me for the presidency after 8 years of claiming Bush's youthful drinking disqualifies him. Your hypocrisy is a beacon of hope shining over a sea of political chicanery.
 

I would also like to thank the Kennedys for coming out in support of me. There's a lot of glamour behind the Kennedy name, even though JFK started the Vietnam War, his brother Robert illegally wiretapped Martin Luther King Jr., they both slept with Marilyn, and Teddy's negligence caused the death of a young girl. I'm not going anywhere near the Kennedy cousins, especially Michael Skakel.
 

And I'd like to thank Oprah Winfrey for her support. Her love of meaningless empty platitudes will be the force that propels me to the White House.
 

Americans should vote for me, not because of my lack of experience or achievement, but because I make people feel good. White people who vote for me get some relief from their racist guilt.
 

I say things that sound meaningful but don't really mean anything because Americans are tired of things having meaning. If things have meaning, then that means you have to think.
 

Americans are tired of thinking. It's time to shut down the brain and open up the heart. So when you go to vote in the primaries, remember don't think, just do.  And do it for me.

 

For your entertainment -- the below are a few of my favorite sermons from my church of 20+ years. Note the excitement of my fellow parishioners when we be gitting down on your cracker muthers. Yes, this is what goes on in the churches of the people that support me -- and they do support me because they know the game changes when I'm in office. Whitey think he be livin in a world of double-standards now -- just see what we have planned for him in my first 100 days.

 

 

 


 

Thanking you in advance.
 

 


by Old Hippie, Wednesday, 04 June 2008 15:00 Comments(0), Read all
Liberal Humor
The Bitch Gives Her Reasons For Staying in

Hillary Explains the RFK Remark

 

 


as reported by Scott Ott for ScrappleFace (2008-05-24)

 

Just a day after citing the persistence of Robert F. Kennedy’s presidential campaign as justification for her to remain in the race for the Democrat nomination, Sen. Hillary Clinton noted that the U.S. victory over Hitler’s Germany “didn’t really get started until June.”

Sen. Clinton, in an interview aboard her financially-strapped campaign’s flagship Toyota Prius, said, “I’m reminded of the words of John Belushi who asked, ‘Was it over when the Germans bombed Pearl Harbor?’”

The former presumptive Democrat nominee said, “I’ve been thinking about Sen. Teddy 'hic' Kennedy’s recent medical challenges, and so I was reminded of the Kennedy family and how Bobby stayed in the race until June 6, when he withdrew unexpectedly. Of course, June 6, was D-Day, which was also the name of one of the main characters in the movie ‘Animal House’. That, naturally, reminded me of John Belushi and his inspiring speech about never giving up. So what I’m saying is that I’m a fighter, like the boys of Delta House.”

Sen. Clinton, eager to make sure her remarks and her motivations are not misinterpreted, said, “I don’t mean to raise the specter of assassination, global war and atomic bombs to say anything other than: It ain’t over ’til it’s totally, utterly and completely over.”

 

Related........

 

Hillary Lists Non-Assassination Reasons to Keep Running
by Scott Ott for ScrappleFace

(2008-05-26) — Sen. Hillary Clinton, in a further attempt to distance herself from her recent remarks about Robert F. Kennedy’s White House bid, released a list of other circumstances that provide the rationale for her staying in the race for the Democrat presidential nomination.

Handed to reporters aboard her campaign’s flagship Toyota Prius, the list of “non-assassination incidents that make it worth spending $40 million per month to keep running,” includes the following…

* unexplained car crash,
* fireworks accident,
* poisoning by household chemicals,
* falling from ladder through plate glass,
* drowning in bathtub,
* bad reaction to tattoo,
* choking on bolus of high-fiber cereal,
* YouTube stunt gone awry, and
* any number of fast-acting toxins inadvertently inhaled, ingested or even touched for a few seconds.

“My entire campaign has been built around the premise that I’m ready on day one,” said Sen. Clinton. “The fact that I have thought through this list demonstrates that I’m ready even sooner.”

 

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To that I'd would like to also offer the Old Hippie's recollection of strange things that have happened to people with interests against the The Bitch, and why she shouldn't give up yet:

  • Obama could commit suicide and be found in a park dressed in a clean suit with the wrong pistol laying next to him

  • He could get stoned and fall asleep on rail road tracks

  • He could die of an overdose of Lasix when forced to give a urine specimen

  • He could die in a Starbuck's robbery

  • He could always have a car accident

  • He could be dead ound 20' from his canoe

  • Helicopter crash

  • Plane Crash

  • His car could speed out of control and hit a brick wall of telephone pole

  • Many Clinton associates have experienced the old Gun Shot to the head

  • He could walk into a spinning propeller

  • Suicide with gunshot to back of the head

  • Die on the toilet

  • Mysterious house fire

  • Die in the dentist's chair

  • Disappear


by Old Hippie, Monday, 26 May 2008 14:21 Comments(0), Read all
Hillary News
I was Operation Chaos before Operation Chaos was Cool

I was Operation Chaos
Before Operation Chaos was Cool

 


 

'Operation Chaos' has been going quite well, and certainly causing Chaos in the Democratic party, giving John McCain the time he needs to get some fundraising done. It is working so good that Democrats will be nominating the candidate who is dropping like a lead balloon, and stiffing the candidate who has been putting a good ole fashion ass-kicking on the Democratic Nominee. Let's face it -- Obama is wounded and will be easier to beat than Hillary. This has turned into a race issue -- not for all of the reasons that the Chicken-Shit pundits on the nightly news say -- but because the Blacks made it a race issue by their 90+% voting for a black man for no other reason than being a black man, and the rest of us seeing how many of them act in their churches – with the preaching of hate instead of love. I certainly got an education out of it.

 

While I'd love to see this go into the Democrat Convention and continue to cause Chaos there -- I'm afraid we're down to deal time. I think major pressure is going to be put on Obama to announce the "Dream Ticket" with "the Bitch" now -- because tearing down the party any more will turn into certain defeat. If Obama doesn't get the nomination -- the Blacks will riot. The past has shown that a very large numberr of blacks are always looking for a good old fashion riot. Rodney King, Watts, Florida City/Homestead, Newark, Detroit, Gary,..... Likewise, if The Bitch doesn't get the VP position, woman will become disenfranchised (I love that word) and vote for McCain in protest.

 

So what does Hillary want? We have a thread that discussed this at: CLICK HERE if you'd like to offer your opinion.


by Old Hippie, Wednesday, 21 May 2008 13:10 Comments(0), Read all
Osama the Contender
Hey Barack

Hey Barack!

 

Click the small news clipping above to read a more readable version. This is well worth the two minutes required to read!


by Old Hippie, Wednesday, 14 May 2008 18:08 Comments(0), Read all
Hillary News
I Had a Dream Last Night

I Had  a Dream Last Night

 


by Old Hippie, Tuesday, 13 May 2008 23:09 Comments(0), Read all
Hillary Humor
Shipwreck Humor

More Shipwreck Humor

A man was washed up on a beach after a terrible shipwreck. Only a sheep and a sheepdog were washed up with him. After looking around, he realized that they were stranded on a deserted island.

After being there awhile, he got into the habit of taking his two animal companions to the beach every evening to watch the sunset.

One particular evening, the sky was a fiery red with beautiful cirrus clouds, the breeze was warm and gentle - a perfect night for romance. As they sat there, the sheep started looking better and better to the lonely man. Soon, he leaned over to the sheep and put his arm around it. However, the sheepdog, ever protective of the sheep, growled fiercely until the man took his arm from around the sheep.

After that, the three of them continued to enjoy the sunsets together, but there was no more cuddling.

A few weeks passed by and, lo and behold, there was another shipwreck. The only survivor was Hillary Clinton.

That evening, the man brought Hillary to the evening beach ritual. It was another beautiful evening - red sky, cirrus clouds, a warm and gentle breeze - perfect for a night of romance. Pretty soon, the man started to get 'those feelings' again.

He fought the urges as long as he could but he finally gave in and leaned over to Hillary and told her he hadn't had sex for months. Hillary batted her eyelashes and asked if there was anything she could do for him.

He said, 'Would you mind taking the dog for a walk?'
 


by Old Hippie, Thursday, 08 May 2008 13:24 Comments(0), Read all
Hillary News
CFF

CFF: CLINTON FAMILY FRAUD

 

This is just so typically Clinton.

 

It was disclosed yesterday that the Clintons have raked in over $100 million since leaving the White House with the fine china and bath towels.  Fine.  It's a free country.  And the money came from idiots stupid enough to pay to listen to the pair speak and read their books.  It didn't come from me or, to the best of our knowledge so far, taxpayers.

 

But of that $100 million-plus, the Clintons are getting fawning praise from the mainstream media for giving about 10 percent of the haul to "charity."  A worthy and commendable figure.

 

But as with everything else Clintonian, you have to look beyond the obvious.  As our friend Amanda Carpenter of TownHall.com reports this morning, the charity the Clintons gave most of that money to was...themselves!

 

That's right.  The Clinton tax returns show that $10,256,741 was donated to CFF, the Clinton Family Foundation.

"On the 2005 forms and those from previous years, Bill Clinton was listed as CFF President, Hillary Clinton has the title of secretary/treasurer and daughter Chelsea Clinton was 'director,'" notes Carpenter.  "The 2006 tax forms list Gloria Clinton as CFF CEO and Manager, Erlinda Valdez as secretary and Catherina Hillman as treasurer.  Gloria Clinton was paid $252,500 according to the 2006 returns for her work that year."

 

Of the $10 million-plus the Clintons gave to themselves, they only parceled out about $2.5 million to other charities.  Then again, $80,000 of that went to the Clinton Birthplace Foundation.

 

So the Clintons gave money to themselves in order to give money to themselves?  These people are beyond contemptible.


by Old Hippie, Tuesday, 06 May 2008 13:43 Comments(0), Read all
Hillary News
Know the Difference

2008candidates

Know The Difference

 

John McCain, Hillary Clinton and Obama were walking down the street discussing Government in people's lives, taxation, and wealth redistribution when a homeless man came up to them asking for money. John McCain took out one of his business cards and scribbled directions to his office on the back. He gave the card and a $20 to the man and told him he'd give him a job stuffing envelopes.

 

Hillary and Obama both told McCain he was an idiot. Another block away a homeless man comes up to them and Hillary says "Let me handle this". She reaches in McCain's pocket and takes out a ten and two fives. She points the man in the direction of the Welfare office, gives him a five, and keeps $15 for "Administrative Fees.

 

McCain says "Typical Liberal" and Obama says "Typical Old Style Government" and they walk some more. Another block away a homeless man comes up to them and Obama say's "I'll field this one" while McCain secures what's left of his wallet. He tells the man that Fascist America's genocide of the Black man with AIDs and sending them to war, and people's clinging to God and Guns has put him where he is today -- but not to worry because change is coming -- then walks off doing nothing.


by Old Hippie, Tuesday, 06 May 2008 12:58 Comments(0), Read all
Liberal Humor
Demark Might Be On To Something

Does Demark Have it Right?

 

 

We in  Denmark cannot figure out why you  are even bothering to hold an election.

On one side, you have a bitch  who is a lawyer, married to a lawyer, and a lawyer who is married to a bitch  who is a lawyer.

On the other side, you have a true war hero married  to a woman with a huge chest who owns a beer distributorship.

Is  there a contest here?"


 


by Old Hippie, Tuesday, 22 April 2008 12:46 Comments(0), Read all
Hillary News
Imposters & Liars

Imposters & Liars

Getting people to believe that they are something they are not.

 

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by Old Hippie, Tuesday, 22 April 2008 11:02 Comments(0), Read all
 
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Ok, I'm sure that there is a narrow age group that sees the satire of the "All of your Bases Are Belong To Us" Zero Wing parody. Click here for the story if you don't get it. The below is a video of the 1989 Intro to Sega's Zero Wing.

 

 

 

The above intro sparked 100s of parodies -- of the funnier being the Star Wing Rhapsody, below.

 

 

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